1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,416 --> 00:00:35,208 You're third-rated Caunes! 4 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:37,875 For ten years I've put up with your shit-face! 5 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:40,458 Pain in the ass! Get your ashes hauled! 6 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,875 Ya filth! 7 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,791 I already did, asshole! 8 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:46,833 Ya ruined my life! I quit my job because of you! 9 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:48,958 You never had one! 10 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:52,458 Thanks to who, gloomy? Ma was right. You're a midget! 11 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,375 She can drop dead! 12 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:56,666 After you, blubber butt! 13 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,000 And you're a lousy lay! 14 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,000 Can't get it up anymore? Droopy dick! 15 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:07,291 I see no reason to further this conversation. 16 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,125 And I don't talk to a nobody! 17 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:11,250 I'm leaving. 18 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:14,208 Farewell, cow! Sow! Bitch! 19 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:21,333 Get a whore! She'll remind ya of your youth! 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,708 No need, I've got one at home. 21 00:01:25,416 --> 00:01:28,250 DARIUS CAUNES PRINTER AND ENGRAVER 22 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,291 She gets carried away so easily! 23 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:33,458 It's her way of saying she adores me. 24 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,458 Him and his shitty car! 25 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,500 There! 26 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,250 If ya drive, be careful of your top! 27 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,666 It may sprout horns! 28 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,708 Go to sleep, slut! 29 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:11,208 BASED ON THE NOVEL "HIS NAME WAS DEATH" BY FREDRIC BROWN 30 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,791 DARIUS CAUNES' PRINT SHOP 31 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,083 Sorry. 32 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:09,541 Ladies, gents! 33 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,541 Hi! 34 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,916 -Two big Scotches. -A double? 35 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:22,583 No! In two glasses! 36 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:25,916 -One at a time? -Goddamit! One in each hand! 37 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,125 Here. 38 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,708 It's not complicated! 39 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:43,375 So what are you doing here? 40 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,291 -What? -And you? 41 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:50,041 Are you getting alcoholized all alone? 42 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:51,833 Well… 43 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:53,625 Huh? 44 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,416 What happened? Did the bank fire you? 45 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,625 No… 46 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:01,541 Lost your dog? 47 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,875 -My wife. -You lost her? 48 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,416 A row… 49 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:08,041 Horrible! 50 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:12,541 -Certain words are unforgivable! -You poor devil. 51 00:04:13,791 --> 00:04:16,833 Do you and your wife ever say unpleasant things? 52 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:19,041 My friend, I'd like to reassure you 53 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,666 but I must say that for ten years 54 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,875 Mrs. Caunes and I have lived in cloudless bliss. 55 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,750 Without ever raising your voices? 56 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,750 Never. It's a question of principle. 57 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,125 -For her birthday… -Yes? 58 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,875 I bought her… what brand is it? 59 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:39,000 Charles, it's a dog. 60 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:40,833 A little one with… 61 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,750 I prefer cats myself. 62 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:43,875 But, Darius… 63 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:46,125 Darius is going to the toilet. 64 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,500 Ya promise you'll come back? 65 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,708 Well, in general, yes. 66 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,083 No, I mean… 67 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,916 TOILETS 68 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:04,250 Shit, my trench coat! 69 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:06,833 I'll leave it. 70 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,625 I'm sick of him and his broad. 71 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,833 I had a ball! And you? A nice whore? 72 00:05:46,916 --> 00:05:49,583 Give me some cash to go shopping, Darius. 73 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:50,833 I did yesterday. 74 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,875 We eat every day! And I've nothing to wear! 75 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:59,000 And this is for the poor? 76 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:04,041 I'm going to bed. If you want some rest, use your office 77 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,625 I need to be alone. 78 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,541 And slam the doors! 79 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:24,708 -My pillow? -Sure, darling. 80 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:28,583 You know what? I left my trenchcoat somewhere. 81 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:29,750 So what? 82 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,291 You should care! 83 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:35,666 What did you mean about horns sprouting on the car? 84 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,291 Huh? 85 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,583 Take your pillow end scram! 86 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:52,500 It's a King Charles! 87 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,750 And like a door had slammed shut on its snout! 88 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,500 Nature did that, 89 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,375 but it couldn't slam doors on all the pups. 90 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,333 Into your kennel! 91 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:03,541 End of the line! 92 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,083 -You still here? -Yeah. 93 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,041 -What time is it? -Almost six. 94 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:09,750 The cafés'll be open soon! 95 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:25,875 What a tragedy, old gal! 96 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:31,750 Hello? 97 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,833 Let me talk to the inspector on duty. 98 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,458 Well, sweetie! 99 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,291 Your stud came back for his trench coat! 100 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,500 PRINTING SHOP 101 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,750 That all happened two years ago. 102 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:16,541 The police have never found the slob who wiped out my poor Mireille. 103 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:20,000 Only I and my wife's lover 104 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:24,625 know about the trench coat that was forgotten and picked up. 105 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,500 I've become pals with Charlie, the inspector on the case. 106 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:32,708 Mireille left the scene, 107 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:37,083 and I hired Rose as my secretary in the printing shop. 108 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:39,750 She's a plain Jane, but honest. 109 00:09:40,291 --> 00:09:44,583 She has her Sundays and Wednesdays off, like school kids. 110 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,625 Well, my girl, in good shape today? 111 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:56,916 Wednesday is my one quiet day of the week. 112 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:59,666 Following my great tragedy, 113 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,583 I inaugurated a top-secret branch 114 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:05,916 that's a radical change from simple name cards. 115 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:08,958 I make small amounts, 116 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:12,291 only for my personal use, 117 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,333 and never try to make a killing. 118 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,708 I don't allow myself any outrageously expensive dreams. 119 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,833 I'm a middle-class con, 120 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:26,291 a saver of phony money. 121 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,708 What an artist! 122 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:31,541 Twenty 500-franc notes to launder! 123 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,041 Safely in the safe! 124 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,583 Fifty thousand for free each month isn't in the tops, 125 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,833 but it can change the life of an honest man! 126 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:46,750 Let's just say I regularly give myself a special bonus. 127 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,500 Time to close. 128 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,708 Time to deposit your monthly gold piece? 129 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:26,416 My friend, for my retirement plan gold dollars are the only answer. 130 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500 Bank notes are rather… 131 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:29,708 Your key? 132 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:32,750 The bank thinks I'm a careful saver 133 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:34,958 and opens its gates with no questions. 134 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:37,166 -There. -That means security to me. 135 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,166 Thank you. 136 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,500 If the Bank of France 137 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,833 ever stops using Pascal's silly mug, 138 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:53,458 who knows if my hand will be steady enough 139 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:56,208 to draw the face of the next Chosen One? 140 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,541 The plate… 141 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,416 Monthly balance. 142 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,125 Time to close. 143 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,208 -"Great oaks from"… -Right you are. 144 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,875 -…"little acorns." -Yes. 145 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,208 Up yours! 146 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,583 See you soon. 147 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,083 My regards to your wife! 148 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:20,708 Asshole! 149 00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,125 Thank you, Mr. Caunes. 150 00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:54,000 What a heap! How much did you fork over? 151 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,583 More than you could ever dig up! 152 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,458 You're too conspicuous, I'll have to give you up! 153 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,625 That'll make me sad. 154 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,583 The train… 155 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:51,791 At the station, I store things I can't leave around the house. 156 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,875 It's sort of my dressing room. 157 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,125 Safety first! 158 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,166 As a boy, I wanted to be an actor. 159 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,083 Mama said no. 160 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,458 If I went to a play, I had to do it on the sly. 161 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:11,000 I'd have loved to play different characters, 162 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,708 one after another. 163 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:17,125 But instead, I became a printer, like my papa. 164 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:20,708 But on Wednesdays I forget my cares and have fun. 165 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:22,416 Good day, ma'am. 166 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:26,041 But first, get out of town. 167 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,458 If possible, out of the country! 168 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:34,416 Always, safety first! 169 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,541 Exchanging phony bills for real money 170 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,916 is the most exhilarating part. 171 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 You must buy small items for it to really pay off, 172 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:02,500 but not too small, or you'll arouse suspicion. 173 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,666 No chewing gum, nor bread, 174 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,958 no eggs one at a time. 175 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,875 My pulse goes up to 110 176 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,750 my hand tends to tremble. 177 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,500 It's the cherry on top of the cake, 178 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,250 the final magic trick. Subtle! 179 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,750 Always be subtle! 180 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,875 Carry only one counterfeit bill at a time. 181 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,791 In case of a search, 182 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,000 a whole bundle would finger me at once. 183 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:32,000 But with just one, I could pass as being the unlucky pigeon. 184 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,416 But never forget: 185 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,541 age the bill like this… 186 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,875 Nothing smaller? 187 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,916 Everyone has big bills. I've no more change. 188 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,708 If she has a verifier, I'm done for! 189 00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:50,041 Mr. Faure? 190 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,125 Do you have five one hundreds? 191 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,916 Certainly. 192 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,916 There's always a little risk, 193 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,958 but the thrill is divine! 194 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,583 May I have a plastic bag? 195 00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:05,875 Ma'am? 196 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:33,125 When I feel discouraged, I wonder, at this rate, 197 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,458 how many cans of cat food, rolls of toilet paper, 198 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:41,875 or individual cigars it will take to get my dream car. 199 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,458 Ten years? 200 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,666 And the villa by the sea? 201 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,708 Thirty years? 202 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,916 Anybody here for the flowers? 203 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,166 Nobody. 204 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,125 -Is anybody here? -Hello, sir. 205 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,833 All alone, little girl? 206 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:05,250 Mama's away, so I'm watching the flowers. 207 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,625 Want them wrapped? 208 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:12,583 No, angel, they're for me. It's not necessary. 209 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,541 Then I'll make you a pretty bouquet. 210 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,500 I have the right change. 211 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,666 Feel your heart still pounding? You old rascal! 212 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,541 Mireille? 213 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,708 Where's my Mireille? 214 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,541 Come on! There you are! 215 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,416 Come see me, kitten! 216 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,333 You'll love this! Know what I brought? 217 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,458 Caviar. 218 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:16,166 Cat's caviar! Yes, angel! 219 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,666 Go on, go have your dinner! 220 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,375 See, Mimi, we're really organized. 221 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,791 Cable TV! All of Rostropovitch on CDs! 222 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,166 The Gourmet Boutique instead of the supermarket! 223 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:38,500 Thank you, Mama, for pushing me through four years of industrial drawing! 224 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:39,791 Without you… 225 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:44,791 I'd never have been able to go into engraving! 226 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,458 What an artist! 227 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,291 You scared me! 228 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,083 Is this money to be entered? 229 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,166 It's savings I haven't yet put in the bank. 230 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,625 I didn't know. 231 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,791 Everything's fine! 232 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,500 Time to close! 233 00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,166 Mr. Boileau, right on the dot! 234 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,916 -How are you? I just finished. -Fine, thank you. 235 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,208 Here are two passes, so you can take someone. 236 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,875 Certainly! Thank you. 237 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,500 Yes, a different face each Wednesday! 238 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,500 Wednesday? 239 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,625 Not Wednesday, I mean, a face… 240 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,750 A new role each night! 241 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:23,166 The theater! The curtain rises! You play a new part! 242 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:28,041 "Oh, Sir Volpone…" 243 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:33,708 "It's me, Volpone!" 244 00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,791 "It's me, Corbaccio." 245 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,791 "Your friend, Corbaccio." 246 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,791 He laughs but he doesn't hear anymore! 247 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,958 You can't hear, my friend? 248 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,875 He's deaf! 249 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:50,250 "I'm Corbaccio, that old rascal Corbaccio." 250 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:56,625 There, here's your bill, 251 00:20:56,708 --> 00:21:00,041 four thousand or so, and I deducted ten per cent. 252 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,916 -You can send me a check. -How kind! 253 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,291 I'll see you out. 254 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,333 Thanks for the seats, my friend. 255 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,458 What a pain in the ass! 256 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,708 My lovely! 257 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:22,083 -You'd like to go to the theater? -All alone? 258 00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,375 Don't you have a steady? 259 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,708 No. 260 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,625 -Several? -No. 261 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:34,583 One day, my husband threw out his little Rose. 262 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:38,125 I had only a pearl necklace and ten thousand francs. 263 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,458 So now, I'm distrustful, Mr. Caunes. 264 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,750 I understand. 265 00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:47,166 Rose, you can leave, I'm dining with my cop tonight. 266 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,458 -I'll close up. -Yes, it's Thursday. 267 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:52,291 Yes, it's Thursday! 268 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,250 It's fine! The restaurant's owner's my pal! 269 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,166 -Kiss me. -Evening, folks. 270 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,541 -Evening! -Have a nice screw! 271 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,875 Right… 272 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,666 Not spicy enough! 273 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,500 If you say so! 274 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,083 Here's your friend. 275 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,875 Darius! 276 00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:00,041 -Here I am! -My boy! 277 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,666 -Yes… -Feel good? 278 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:02,625 I'm OK. 279 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,625 He's so handsome! 280 00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:07,041 Let me hug you! 281 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:10,416 Let me go! Charlie, you're embarrassing me! 282 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,250 Relax! It's Thursday! 283 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:15,458 I checked the stove. It's great! 284 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:16,958 Let's dig in! 285 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,958 I swear… 286 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:21,000 Listen! 287 00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:21,958 Let me. 288 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:25,166 It's funny. Outside is a car exactly like mine but… 289 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,083 not a convertible. 290 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,041 -The same? -Yes. 291 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:32,041 Exactly the same? Like another Darius? 292 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,583 It's funny, but not very. 293 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:37,291 I hope I didn't make you wait too long. 294 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,500 -Don't worry. -OK. 295 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,666 Cops know that after a wait the prey is their reward! 296 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:44,041 Are you crazy? 297 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,000 Boss lady! 298 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,583 Hi, Jean-Louis, how are you? 299 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,166 Hi, everybody! 300 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:15,416 Any idea what you'll have? 301 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,750 Yes. 302 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,833 A lot of everything, twice, with sauce! 303 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,958 Well! 304 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,250 I'm a big cat. 305 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:25,250 Like Garfield! 306 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,666 -He scares me… -Made your choice? 307 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,875 -What'll you have? -Kidneys. 308 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,750 For the sauce. 309 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,541 A man's dish! Bravo. 310 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:39,208 I'll have the steamed lobster with trumpet-of-death mushrooms! 311 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,583 -Right. -OK? 312 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,458 -Thanks. -Thank you, my dear. 313 00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:49,375 Anything new on the investigation? 314 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:51,708 Nothing. 315 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,500 I'm sorry, it hurts me as much as you. 316 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:59,625 Belive me, i'm trying to find the slob, 317 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,125 but the clues are so few! 318 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,375 I know, Charlie. 319 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:06,375 After two years, I don't believe in miracles. 320 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,833 I really don't. 321 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,208 Cheers! 322 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,458 Tell me, does an investigation 323 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,250 ever peter out? 324 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:25,125 Here in our area, we have a hundred unexplained disappearances each year. 325 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:27,500 -You're kidding? -No. 326 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,000 Ten or so resurface, but not many more. 327 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,750 I've been saying that for two years! 328 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:37,375 Yes, but what makes a case come back to life? 329 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:39,541 It depends, it can be 330 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:42,000 a phone call, 331 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,958 an informer, 332 00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:47,375 an article of clothing. 333 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,375 -Clothing? -For example! 334 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:52,458 Yes, that's just an example. 335 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,250 For Mireille, I'm waiting for a detail. 336 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,375 He might be a normal guy like us. 337 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:02,541 He went crazy… He was broke. 338 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,583 He went in, looking for money. 339 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,208 Things went wrong. 340 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,750 She screamed, he chocker her. 341 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:13,833 He left so fast he forgot his… 342 00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:15,500 His what? 343 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,416 His motive. 344 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:19,958 "Why'd I kill that woman?" 345 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,333 Know what I thought when you bought the Citroën? 346 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:29,458 This lady had a bad love affair, 347 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:32,291 and the guy didn't even leave her the car! 348 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:37,083 That's when I knocked off five per cent! 349 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,791 -I'll get up… -Yeah. 350 00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:41,000 …And leave for a moment. 351 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:44,583 If you follow me, I'll blow you before dinner. 352 00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,291 Cock-teaser! 353 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,625 -Coming? -Coming. 354 00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:01,083 -A charming couple. -Let's eat. 355 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,208 There. 356 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,250 You're sure nobody's on the stairs? 357 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,125 Couldn't we go somewhere else for this? 358 00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,666 Hurry up, please! 359 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,500 Charlie, I'll tell you a secret. 360 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,000 Since my misfortune, 361 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,708 I haven't touched a woman. 362 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,625 -Not one? -Not one. 363 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:53,041 Even with… compensation? 364 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:56,291 No, my heart's not in it. 365 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,291 Besides, I'm a bit short. 366 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,916 A printer doesn't make much… 367 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:04,708 What about Rose? 368 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,750 -Rose? -Why not? 369 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:11,458 I'm sure she likes you a lot. 370 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:15,375 Two years! You can't go on like that! 371 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,041 You know Charlie… 372 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,416 sex is like appetite. The less you eat, the less you're hungry. 373 00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:24,833 It can even lead to anorexia! 374 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,750 Such words! Anorexia! 375 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,750 I'm sorry. I'm so depressed! 376 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,041 I understand. 377 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,208 I'll introduce you to some girls! 378 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,291 -Don't shout like that! -Who cares? 379 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:39,916 I'm not made the way you are! 380 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:43,916 It's lucky we're not all alike. If we were… 381 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:49,750 What I need is tenderness or love. 382 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,458 Darius… 383 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:55,250 I wish you could be happy again. 384 00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:59,291 You deserve it more than anyone else. 385 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,875 And I know what I'm saying! 386 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:05,166 I have to go on duty now. 387 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,583 But I must make a call on my way. 388 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:12,125 -A call. -I'll pay later… 389 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,875 No, Charlie, you always pay! 390 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:18,291 You can pay once your luck changes! 391 00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,041 Keep your chin up! 392 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:28,458 Thanks for your company, Charlie. 393 00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:30,791 I love you. 394 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,666 -See you on Thursday. -Bye. 395 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:36,666 It was gigantic! 396 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,333 -Good. -Ciao! 397 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,875 My regards. 398 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,416 Out of my way, kiddos! 399 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,833 I want my auto. 400 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:13,500 I'm sorry. It's splendid. 401 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,583 I got one too, 402 00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:17,333 but yours is… 403 00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:20,000 It's really classy! 404 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:22,208 Does it tempt you? 405 00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,333 Sure, I'd love it. 406 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,375 Then it's yours. 407 00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:30,500 But of course, you'll give me yours. 408 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,458 I hate public transport. 409 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:36,375 -Claude, I'm cold. -Wait a second. 410 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,041 Why do you want to swap? 411 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:43,541 Because I have delicate ears 412 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:47,500 and when I put the top down, I get earaches. 413 00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:50,083 Yes, I do! 414 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:53,750 And what shape is yours in? 415 00:30:53,833 --> 00:30:54,791 A-one. 416 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,250 And I know 'cause I'm a car dealer. 417 00:30:58,333 --> 00:30:59,416 Look. 418 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:01,625 No rust, perfect chrome. 419 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,458 But yours looks a bit seedy. 420 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,583 Frankly, the motor needs tuning up. 421 00:31:07,958 --> 00:31:11,083 -Really? -The valves could use grinding. 422 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,875 So I'll add ten thousands with the car. 423 00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:15,000 To be honest. 424 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:16,875 Claude… 425 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,375 let's go home. 426 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,416 Get off my back. 427 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:24,708 Grab a cab and I'll call you tomorrow. 428 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,583 But… Claude. 429 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,041 What? Don't ya see I'm working? 430 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,250 I gave you a good time, isn't that enough? 431 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:34,875 Well said! 432 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,375 Bastard! 433 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,875 When the bill came, I paid 434 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,958 and you kept the receipt! 435 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:44,666 She's raving mad. 436 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,916 Let's not do our laundry in public. 437 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,000 Sorry, she's not very well-bred. 438 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:55,291 So we'll swap 439 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,000 and you'll slip me twenty thousand? 440 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,541 No, ten. 441 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:03,375 -OK. -OK. 442 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:04,958 Come to my office on Saturday 443 00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:06,708 for the papers and money. 444 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,583 Fine, you're sure you won't regret this? 445 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:12,833 My friend, I'm too old to play young leading men! 446 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:16,000 -Have no qualms about it! -What a night. 447 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:20,708 Now, then, empty your glove compartment 448 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,125 and give me your calling card. 449 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,833 -Right. -Then you can drive off with your new toy. 450 00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:26,125 You're dying to! 451 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:27,666 -Now? -Yes, now! 452 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,833 Know what time I'm usually in bed? 453 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:32,166 But I've no calling card. 454 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,166 Well there's no… 455 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,166 -No calling card? -Not on me. 456 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:40,166 What a coincidence! I'm a printer. 457 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:43,583 I have a special offer, right now. 458 00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:45,125 How many shall I print up? 459 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,416 -Two thousand? -I'm not sure. 460 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,083 Two thousand is nothing, on the contrary. 461 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,833 Two thousand for a start and I'll knock off ten per cent! 462 00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:54,541 It's my lucky day! 463 00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,833 One little detail! 464 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:09,500 If her motor's cold, pump the accelerator five or six times. 465 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,083 -Otherwise, zero. -Sure. 466 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,250 -An old lady's whim. -Yeah. 467 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,916 Go on, pump. 468 00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:19,583 Now, OK. 469 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,750 Well! 470 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,000 Alright? 471 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,791 -See ya Saturday. -So long. 472 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,291 The poor boob! 473 00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:00,625 I'm here to see Mr. Caunes. 474 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,416 -Claude Athias? -Yes. 475 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,000 He told you I'd come by? 476 00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:06,625 Don't you recognize me? 477 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,083 Rose! 478 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,500 -It is. -It's been 15 years. 479 00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:17,083 I can't believe it! It was at Cortina d'Ampezzo. 480 00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:18,625 A big hug? 481 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,958 What's new? Are you married? 482 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,166 -I was. -Ah. 483 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,708 Already divorced? 484 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,333 Your cards are ready. 485 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:37,958 I was sure it was going to be you. 486 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,666 You've become pretty. 487 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,750 Thanks. 488 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,208 And you, married? 489 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,416 -A father? -No. 490 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,375 Life's always full of surprises. 491 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:53,666 I may be old-fashioned, 492 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:57,083 but I want sincere feelings, love with a big L. 493 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:01,333 I've known lots of women, but… 494 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,791 I'm still looking for my better half. 495 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:08,125 -You're a romantic, now? -Alas, yes. 496 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,791 You know I bought your boss' car? 497 00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:16,458 Yes, he left the papers and the money for you 498 00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:18,291 and he said the cards are a gift. 499 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:21,541 Fine! That guy's got a good attitude. 500 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,958 Who's the nut who let you get away? 501 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,458 A rich man who threw me out. 502 00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:31,291 And now? 503 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:35,458 I have my own place, I work for Mr. Caunes 504 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,666 and we're no longer in Cortina d'Ampezzo. 505 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,791 Free for lunch tomorrow? 506 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,083 Come on. I'd say dinner tonight, 507 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:48,583 but I've got a big American client from States. 508 00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:50,875 -What do you do? -Car sales. 509 00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:54,916 But luxury models! Top-level job, I'm doing great! 510 00:35:55,708 --> 00:35:57,791 -Tomorrow's OK. -Good. 511 00:35:58,125 --> 00:35:59,416 I'm glad. 512 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:03,416 Give me your address and I'll pick you up at one. 513 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,625 Got my papers? I have to go. 514 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,583 Here are my car papers for your boss. 515 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:12,291 I'm glad to see you again. 516 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,458 Me too. 517 00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,708 -Insurance. -Right. 518 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:17,458 -Bill of sale. -Right. 519 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:19,333 And ten thousand francs. 520 00:36:19,416 --> 00:36:21,208 Shit! A check? 521 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,458 It's good, I assure you. 522 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:26,375 But the banks are closed on Saturday. 523 00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:30,000 -He's not coming in? -I doubt it. 524 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,833 You've no money for the weekend? 525 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:34,125 It's not that, but it's… 526 00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:36,666 It's complicated, because 527 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,750 I promised to give the American some cash. 528 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,750 Somebody swiped his traveler's checks. 529 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:45,583 Have you got any cash? 530 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,500 I promised him… 531 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,166 Is that cash? 532 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,416 How much? 533 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:00,750 Ten thousand. 534 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,083 Great! 535 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,875 Keep the check, give me the envelop! 536 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:10,291 -I don't like it. -Why? 537 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,208 -Is it Mr. Caunes'? -Yes. 538 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,916 Great, it'll save him a trip to the bank! 539 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,083 But maybe he… 540 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:19,708 No, he said he'd pay me cash. 541 00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,750 -Maybe this was meant for me. -But why the check? 542 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:24,083 He forgot! 543 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:27,291 But he told me: "If I'm not there, 544 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,000 it'll be in the safe." 545 00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:36,708 Rose, believe me. 546 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,291 That's it. 547 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,750 This is the kind of initiative that'll make him say: 548 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:49,666 "my secretary uses her grey matter." 549 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,750 Remember our last dinner? 550 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,208 When I left for Paris? 551 00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,583 You drank a whole bottle of white wine. 552 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,458 I cried when your train left. 553 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,041 I cried on the train. 554 00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:09,625 I borrowed 500 francs from you, 555 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,958 and said I'd pay you back in a week. 556 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,416 Forget all that. 557 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,375 Claude Athias always pays up. 558 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:18,125 Please… 559 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:20,833 Don't say no. 560 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:23,333 Alright. 561 00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,458 One o'clock, tomorrow, 562 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:29,083 22 rue de la Juiverie, second floor. 563 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:32,958 22 rue de la Juiverie, second floor. 564 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,833 OK. 565 00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:37,375 I better go, now. 566 00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:41,083 I better go before I do something foolish. 567 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,708 Ciao. 568 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,125 WHITE PAPER 569 00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:01,666 I'm here for the Primuca order. 570 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,375 Primuca… airmail paper. 571 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:05,916 What's your boss use it for? 572 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,958 I don't know and I don't care. 573 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,375 Twenty grams! Just feel that velvet surface! 574 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:13,916 The invisible grain! 575 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,958 Remind you of anything? 576 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,333 Not me! 577 00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:18,291 Put numbers in the corners 578 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,708 and you'd be a millionaire! Understand? 579 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,375 Not at all. 580 00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:25,166 Want to recount that? 581 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,708 My last time here. 582 00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:31,791 The boss lady's comments are too common! 583 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,291 Robert'll load it for you. 584 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,958 See you soon? 585 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:47,333 Yes, it's all so absurd! 586 00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:55,916 Hello, Mr. Caunes. 587 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,708 -Everything OK, Rose? -Yes, Mr. Caunes. 588 00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:00,250 Nothing new? 589 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,541 No, Mr. Caunes. 590 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,541 The Bank of France's money doesn't buy happiness, 591 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,791 but the money I make does! 592 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,666 Right, old girl? 593 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,041 Time to close. 594 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:11,916 Rose. 595 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,333 -Well, Rose! -Yes, sir? 596 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:17,833 Send that to Ducrest and ask if he likes the color. 597 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:18,916 But he said… 598 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,083 Ask him! 599 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,291 You know customers, 600 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:25,000 the sample is always magnificent, 601 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,416 and then you get stuck with 5000 refusals! 602 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:30,708 Did Mr. Athias come by? 603 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:31,666 Yes. 604 00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:35,250 With your car papers. 605 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,208 They're OK? 606 00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:41,916 They're in order. 607 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,250 -But he was just… -Just what? 608 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,958 He was upset because of the check, 609 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:48,291 so I gave him… 610 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,625 Mr. Caunes' cash? 611 00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:51,750 Are you crazy? 612 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,833 You said it was savings, so I thought… 613 00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:57,708 Thought what? You could give it to just anyone? 614 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,875 It'd save the trip to the bank! 615 00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:04,500 If I'd meant to put it in the bank, I'd have done it already! 616 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,375 You idiot! 617 00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:09,291 But he was in a fix, and so nice! 618 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,250 So nice! 619 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,041 Then go out on the sidewalk 620 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:16,875 and give my money to everyone who's so nice and in a fix, 621 00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:18,000 while you're at it! 622 00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,833 I meant well Mr. Caunes! 623 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:24,333 "I meant well Mr. Caunes!" 624 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:28,291 The road to prison is paved with good intentions, Miss! 625 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,375 To prison? 626 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,916 Yes! It's a figure of speech. 627 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,541 Don't Just stand there! Set out! 628 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,583 Stop eating that chocolate stuff! 629 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:51,791 Are you committing cocoa suicide or what? 630 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,875 It's an anti-depressant. 631 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,166 How much does it cost? 632 00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,791 Ten francs. 633 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,333 I should've thought of that! 634 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,291 Listen, in the future, 635 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:10,625 please stop taking any initiatives! 636 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,958 Be a good girl! 637 00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:15,500 It's not a question of money! 638 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:18,083 It's a matter of principle! 639 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:20,958 I'm… 640 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:24,333 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry, 641 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:27,750 But if it's a stolen car, what'll happen? 642 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:29,916 Did you think of that? 643 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,166 If it is stolen, 644 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:34,958 I'll be out ten thousand francs! 645 00:43:35,416 --> 00:43:36,833 Understand? 646 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,708 You don't seem to catch on. 647 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:41,208 Try to understand things! 648 00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:46,250 And what do you imagine? Do you think I print my own money? 649 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,291 I'll pay you back! 650 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,750 With what you earn? Poor thing! 651 00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:53,833 How long do you think it'd take you? 652 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,750 I don't know… 653 00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:00,291 I should have… 654 00:44:02,125 --> 00:44:04,125 Go on! Go on! 655 00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:05,875 Go on, I'll close up! 656 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,250 You know, at times, I wonder… 657 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:12,500 I mean, what the hell is going on? 658 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:14,666 It's true. 659 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:17,708 Let's just hope! But it's a real pickle! 660 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,916 A beauty of a pickle. 661 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,750 A really giant size! 662 00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:27,375 But it won't spoil your Sunday! 663 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,708 It's disgusting! 664 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:37,916 Really! 665 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,166 Mimi, come on! 666 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,791 Come on. 667 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:18,708 When I think of all those nights of engraving, 668 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:23,708 of buying all that junk, one thing after another, 669 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,125 to launder all that dough. 670 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Of changing my mug ten times a month, 671 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,166 of my dressing room in the crapper at the station! 672 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,666 And that little cow 673 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,958 blows it all in the blink of an eye! 674 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,291 Hello. 675 00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:50,625 Hello, Mr. Athias. 676 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,375 You recognized me? Good! 677 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:57,708 Well, it's about the 10000 francs. 678 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:02,625 Unfortunately, I can't let you keep the bills. 679 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:06,541 Because, quite simply, it was a mistake 680 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:08,625 my secretary made. 681 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:10,250 Pardon me? 682 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:12,916 Well, I mean… 683 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,875 actually… 684 00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:17,916 I printed them last Wednesday. 685 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:22,541 And at the moment, I can frankly say 686 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,333 I'm in very deep shit. Yes. 687 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,333 Two years. 688 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,666 Two years of hard work. 689 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:31,958 Yes, Mimi. 690 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,208 I'm coming, Mimi. 691 00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:37,916 My, my. 692 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,125 More caviar. 693 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:49,708 It stinks like the low-tide. 694 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,625 Mimi, come here. 695 00:46:52,416 --> 00:46:53,916 Go on, finish the can. 696 00:46:57,958 --> 00:46:59,541 My, my… 697 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:02,750 If I had known, if I could… 698 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,750 If this, if that. 699 00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:13,333 Athias Claude, 19 rue des trois marées. 700 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:23,291 It pays to be neat and tidy. 701 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,958 Just to scare him! 702 00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:41,500 You're not afraid of a gun, are you, Mimi? 703 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:43,458 Look. 704 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,625 Out of sight, out of mind. 705 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:11,708 He's out! 706 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,708 What a pity. 707 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,666 I even know he's at Florence Picot's. 708 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,250 Got a second? 709 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:21,208 Come down and I'll explain. 710 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,958 Come on in! 711 00:48:34,416 --> 00:48:36,333 -Come in, I said. -Am I disturbing? 712 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,041 -In there. -Thank you. 713 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,958 You're expecting company! 714 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:44,583 Yes, an extra setting, but he won't show up now. 715 00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:47,708 Spaghetti pomodoro, 716 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,791 homemade pasta, homegrown tomatoes. 717 00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:51,583 Some wheat germ? 718 00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:53,791 Thank you, I just ate. 719 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:58,375 Do you know a pasta diet is more efficient than a pineapple? 720 00:48:58,708 --> 00:49:00,750 Who is Florence Picot? 721 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:03,500 A slob loaded with dough. 722 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,458 All Claude cares about is dough! 723 00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,833 He'd screw anything 724 00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:12,875 that has a big bank account. 725 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:14,416 Men are bastards. 726 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:18,333 He was tactless with my daughter, 727 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:20,375 then flew the coop. 728 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,458 Tactless? 729 00:49:22,708 --> 00:49:24,250 To tell you the truth… 730 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,958 the pig knocked her up. 731 00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,375 No! 732 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,875 Yes. Word for word. 733 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,375 That fucker… 734 00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:41,125 Some mineral water? 735 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:43,625 Why not? 736 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:49,583 Do you know anything about Florence, his next victim? 737 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,916 He promised me so much. 738 00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,750 He sold me a car that burned up the same night! 739 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:57,000 He took me to dinner and I paid! 740 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:59,958 You paid and he kept the receipt? 741 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,791 He did the same to my daughter. 742 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,541 She told me everything. 743 00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:06,416 You're a good man. 744 00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:09,250 I do my best. 745 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,000 Florence's address… 746 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:15,541 I found her address and phone number. 747 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:16,666 I meant to call her. 748 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,125 But I didn't. 749 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,041 You'll see. 750 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:23,083 He'll marry her. 751 00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:25,416 Let's get him. 752 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,375 Who's the man in the fridge? 753 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,666 My shrink. 754 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:32,291 He cured my bulimia. 755 00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:34,916 A fine homage. 756 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:36,583 Cheers. 757 00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,875 -Fuck me! -Huh? 758 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,083 -Yes! -After dinner? 759 00:51:01,166 --> 00:51:02,541 -No! -But… 760 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:06,000 Kiss me, hurt me, fuck me, do something! 761 00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:07,250 Stick it in me! 762 00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,000 Wait! No! My… 763 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:12,333 -Destroy me! -It's a new shirt, Florence! 764 00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:13,958 -Rape me! -Don't mess with my shirt! 765 00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:15,125 Shit! 766 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,583 Won't you answer? 767 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,375 Either you screw me or you can stuck our wedding up your ass! 768 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,083 -Yes, who is this? -Mrs. Florence Picot? 769 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,750 Miss Picot, actually. 770 00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:37,625 This is Telephone Repairs. 771 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:40,541 We've had calls saying your line is out of order. 772 00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:43,750 Have you had any calls in the past ten minutes? 773 00:51:43,833 --> 00:51:44,750 None. 774 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:49,458 But I rang four times before getting through. 775 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:50,916 Yes. 776 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,458 -May I ring you again shortly? -How soon? 777 00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:56,666 Are you going out? 778 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:02,958 No, but I'm turning my answering machine on, 779 00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:04,583 if you know what I mean. 780 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:08,875 Yes. It would take me about an hour. 781 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,541 Me too! 782 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,666 About an hour… 783 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:14,208 Talk to you later! 784 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:16,333 Thank you, miss. 785 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:20,041 What an appetite. 786 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,666 I'll be up all night. 787 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,333 Know the one about the monkey's tail in the customer's drink? 788 00:52:41,916 --> 00:52:42,916 No! 789 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,708 And I don't want to hear it. 790 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,458 Same thing? 791 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:49,875 Comin' right up. 792 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,750 Next time, I'll tie you down! 793 00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:20,958 Life with you is so good. 794 00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:29,666 See this? It's the start of our fortune. 795 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,750 It's our future company's first deal. 796 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:35,125 Since I'll be holding the purse-strings, take it. 797 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:36,541 Here. 798 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:39,833 There's nine and a half thousand. 799 00:53:41,416 --> 00:53:42,958 It's just to open the account. 800 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,750 I've got myself a convertible, 801 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,416 I'd say we earned it. 802 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,041 I'll accept this, 803 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:52,041 but we're not married yet, and papa was clear: 804 00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,291 "If you marry that car salesman, do it under seperate maintenance." 805 00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:58,625 He's right. 806 00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,250 It'll protect me too. 807 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:03,541 He's a great guy. 808 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:06,750 I'll sign a receipt. 809 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:09,291 None of that between us, darling. 810 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,250 But Claude… 811 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:14,625 anything else is out of the question! 812 00:54:19,708 --> 00:54:22,500 I can see our life, now, 813 00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:25,458 a real fairy tale. 814 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:27,083 A new car each year… 815 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:28,916 Make it for 9000, 816 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,875 I'll keep 500 to save a trip to the bank. 817 00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:45,500 -I'll be a millionaire. -I'm already a billionaire. 818 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,541 Yes, of course. Now… 819 00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:50,958 I have an early morning appointment. 820 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:53,958 If I stay I'll do something foolish… 821 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:56,208 I'd be worn out tomorrow. 822 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,791 Shit! 823 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,458 Excuse me, sir, sorry to bother you, 824 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:35,041 but would you mind trading that new bank note 825 00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:36,041 for an old one? 826 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,833 Let me explain. 827 00:55:39,416 --> 00:55:43,500 It sounds silly, but tomorrow is my grandson's birthday 828 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:46,000 and I promised him a brand new bill. 829 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,208 Yes, if this'll help. 830 00:55:48,791 --> 00:55:53,000 I forgot to go to the bank before closing time. 831 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:54,708 Tomorrow is… 832 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,958 our family dinner. 833 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,833 So there's… 834 00:55:59,416 --> 00:56:01,375 no other solution. 835 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:06,916 -Here. -Thanks a lot. 836 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:12,083 Let me thank you by buying you a drink. 837 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:14,250 -No problem. -I'd like that. 838 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,833 Barman, the usual. 839 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,291 You're just in time 840 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:23,916 to help me celebrate something tonight. 841 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,833 You remind me of someone. 842 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,000 I can't recall. 843 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,416 I just bought 844 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:38,166 a garage. A very big one, brand new. 845 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:40,958 Maybe that's it. 846 00:56:41,916 --> 00:56:43,750 I'm in cars, too, like you. 847 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:46,458 -You're in cars? -Yes! 848 00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:48,333 I'm working on a deal too. 849 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:50,333 I'd like to… 850 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,125 to branch out. 851 00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:56,791 That's perfectly normal, no one can blame you. 852 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,791 -To your health. -Cheers. 853 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:00,500 Young man… 854 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:07,166 Well, since you're in the business, 855 00:57:07,916 --> 00:57:09,500 I'm looking for a manager, 856 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:13,625 someone I can count on, of course. 857 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,000 Like a general manager. 858 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:19,583 I'm too old to run it, so I need 859 00:57:20,291 --> 00:57:24,250 a man to organize things and be fairly responsible. 860 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:25,541 I'm too old. 861 00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:28,791 -I've got your man. -Already? 862 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,708 I thought you're dynamic, 863 00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:36,916 I could see that in your eyes. 864 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,541 Claude Athias. 865 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:41,833 Fine! A nice-sounding name. 866 00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:43,291 Very nice. 867 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,333 -Shake. -What? 868 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:45,708 -Shake. -OK. 869 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:49,375 -You'd pay how much? -No problem. 870 00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:53,000 Around 30000, if the individual… 871 00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:57,125 If they're suitable, 30000. 872 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,541 I'm Claude Athias. 873 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,500 Of all… 874 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:05,208 Of all things! 875 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:08,750 And you'd work for me? 876 00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:10,916 For you, for 30000, as of tomorrow. 877 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,958 Magnificent. 878 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:14,708 Listen, 879 00:58:15,166 --> 00:58:18,166 let's go look at the place right now. 880 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:19,791 In my car? 881 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:23,291 -The bill! -It's on me, naturally. 882 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,125 Keep the change. 883 00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:26,875 Shall we go? 884 00:58:26,958 --> 00:58:31,000 This is extraordinary! And strictly by chance! 885 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:34,125 My friend, you're taking the president for a ride, 886 00:58:34,708 --> 00:58:36,625 so watch the bumps. 887 00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:38,625 Mister President. 888 00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:41,333 What good luck. 889 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,708 It's magnificent. 890 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:46,708 Nice crate, eh? 891 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,208 Yes, a very nice crate. 892 00:58:50,583 --> 00:58:53,833 I swapped my old one for it with an old fart who prefers sedans! 893 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:59,041 Pump! Pump the accelerator. 894 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,000 Yes sir. 895 00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:03,166 An old lady's whim. 896 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,000 I know this model quite well. 897 00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:09,750 -Where to? -Straight ahead. 898 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,041 Where'll I drop you off? 899 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,750 That's a surprise for the manager. 900 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:15,708 Let's go. 901 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:34,500 Well? 902 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,625 It's a great spot. 903 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,416 They're renovating the neighborhood 904 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,833 so I'm having this built. 905 00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:44,166 -Good. -Yes. 906 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:47,333 Put the ladder up against the wall. 907 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,291 The ladder against the wall. 908 00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:52,625 -The ladder, go on! -Yes, Mr. President. 909 00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,208 I'll show you your office. 910 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,083 Yeah! 911 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:01,916 -Go on, go! -I'm going, Mr. President. 912 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,416 I'm behind you. 913 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:06,083 OK? 914 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:08,750 It's beautiful! 915 01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:10,916 Wait 'till I explain. 916 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,041 Don't get excited… 917 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:14,500 -Sorry! -…Until you know the layout. 918 01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,916 -Don't lean back. -No, of course not. 919 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,750 -Don't lean back! -I know what I'm doing. 920 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,458 -Help me. -Here. 921 01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,166 You can see 922 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:30,458 how grandiose the place will be. 923 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:37,125 There'll be two levels of parking 924 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,833 above the workshops. 925 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:43,791 You'll be dressed in white. 926 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:49,333 Reigning over a tribe of idiots, all dressed in blue. 927 01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:55,791 -You'd like that? -I sure would. 928 01:00:57,041 --> 01:00:59,500 Now I know who you remind me of! 929 01:00:59,583 --> 01:01:00,541 You do? 930 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,708 The guy I swapped cars with. 931 01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:05,416 Yes? Really… 932 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:07,833 -The old fart? -Right. 933 01:01:08,958 --> 01:01:10,708 You're lucky, 934 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:13,208 because the old fart 935 01:01:14,833 --> 01:01:15,833 is me. 936 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:22,291 Are you Mr. Caunes? 937 01:01:23,458 --> 01:01:24,916 Caunes. 938 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,250 So what's this masquerade? 939 01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:31,375 Careful, 940 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,791 Claude Athias doesn't like to be kidded! 941 01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:34,875 No! 942 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:38,666 And Athias isn't kidding! 943 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,500 I'll explain. When I was a boy, 944 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:44,458 Ma didn't want me to dress up. 945 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:47,500 Then, my wife didn't want me to act. 946 01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:50,000 And now, it's you, asshole! 947 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:51,666 Me? What? 948 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:55,458 The old fart has a problem. 949 01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,250 You like it here? The construction's OK? 950 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:02,916 You'll be able to branch out. 951 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:05,000 I was joking. 952 01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:06,583 It's no joking matter. 953 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:11,208 I liquidated my wife for less. 954 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:13,583 So… 955 01:02:14,916 --> 01:02:16,000 Halt! 956 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:18,958 What is this 957 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,625 Ya crazy? 958 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,500 I didn't do anything! 959 01:02:29,541 --> 01:02:31,333 You can have your car back! 960 01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:34,583 It's no bother. Take everything. 961 01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:37,708 Kid, I don't need you in order to get it back! 962 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,291 I'll tell you something else. 963 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,833 You're not worthy 964 01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:44,083 of that car. 965 01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:47,000 Put that thing away. 966 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,583 Stop! Shit. 967 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:58,125 It might go off. 968 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,125 And it's going to go off. 969 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,250 It's a question of principle, not money. 970 01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:27,416 Thirty thousand a month! What a dream. 971 01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:31,875 Datebook, who cares… 972 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,750 What's this? 973 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,208 Five hundred francs! It's mine. 974 01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:59,666 "I, Florence Picot, living at 42 rue de la Charité, 975 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:02,875 acknowledge receipt of the sum of nine thousand francs 976 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:05,750 from Mr. Claude Athias." 977 01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:07,916 I swear… 978 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:12,208 They're pulling every trick on me! 979 01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:29,708 I missed you, gorgeous. 980 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,916 Let's go for one last ride. 981 01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:00,875 Splash. 982 01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:17,291 Who is it? 983 01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:18,541 It's Claude. 984 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:21,750 Claude? 985 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:23,666 I don't recognize your voice, what do you want? 986 01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:24,708 I want you. 987 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,458 The streets are full of maniacs. 988 01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:30,125 Prove it's you. 989 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,708 The receipt. 990 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:03,125 This time I'll tie you up! 991 01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:04,750 Hello. 992 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,458 Yes? Who do you want? 993 01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,083 No, Mrs. Caunes isn't here. 994 01:06:21,291 --> 01:06:22,666 Who's calling? 995 01:06:23,625 --> 01:06:24,500 Yes? 996 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,500 The Rizal Co, yes, I know. 997 01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:29,791 Exactly, she… Yes… 998 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,083 She bought a fur coat there three years ago. 999 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,625 Right. 1000 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:38,333 I made the last payment last month. 1001 01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:39,625 That's right. 1002 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:41,333 No, she doesn't care. 1003 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,416 I said she doesn't care! 1004 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:47,125 She doesn't care about restyling its cut. 1005 01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:50,833 She doesn't care about fashion or the winter styles. 1006 01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:52,166 She doesn't care about anything! 1007 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,291 Yes. 1008 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,500 No, I can't put her on the phone… 1009 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:58,291 because she's dead. Right. 1010 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,250 I swear! Some people! 1011 01:07:03,083 --> 01:07:04,458 Look at that. 1012 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:08,416 What'd they do with the last damn bill? 1013 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:10,083 That's the problem, 1014 01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:12,625 a monkey-wrench always falls in the works! 1015 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:16,458 I can't keep them, right Mimi? 1016 01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:17,458 Mimi? 1017 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,125 No, it wouldn't be safe. 1018 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,750 To reach such a point, 1019 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,000 it's really infuriating… 1020 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,583 No, I can't do that. 1021 01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:32,791 It'd be like burning a Van Gogh. 1022 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,583 Well, my darling… 1023 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:39,958 what did we do with it? 1024 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:43,250 What did we do with Mrs. Caunes' coat? 1025 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,291 Sweetie, let me hold you a bit. 1026 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:49,000 I'll tell you something, angel… 1027 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:53,833 Yes, I know, but I didn't kill anyone! 1028 01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:57,250 I made some characters disappear, that's all. 1029 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,916 Yes, but the play's over. 1030 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,416 Go on. 1031 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:06,250 My poor Mireille. 1032 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,250 I can still see her big, beautiful eyes 1033 01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:13,583 unmoving, like those on the girl yesterday. 1034 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:18,208 Your big eyes, so beautiful, but terrified! 1035 01:08:19,416 --> 01:08:22,583 This coat looks good on me, eh? Yes, it does. 1036 01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:27,416 "All the world's a stage 1037 01:08:29,291 --> 01:08:31,208 And all the men and women merely players." 1038 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:36,000 They have their exits and their entrances, 1039 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:41,416 And one man in his time plays many parts." 1040 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,958 Shakespeare. 1041 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,125 What a pity. 1042 01:09:07,583 --> 01:09:09,000 It's so sad. 1043 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:19,875 Smothered. 1044 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,875 Not a pretty way to go. 1045 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,291 Her mother. 1046 01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:30,166 An antique aristocrat. She found the body. 1047 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,875 Claude Athias signed this job by leaving his wallet. 1048 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,250 He either lost it or he's a nerd. 1049 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,750 Still no answer? 1050 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:46,333 -Well? -No. 1051 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:48,541 Then get over to his place! 1052 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,208 Break down the door, we've got to nab him before tonight! 1053 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:58,416 -You got any… -That's all you think of. 1054 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:01,125 -I hate Sundays. -Huh? 1055 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:03,083 Look! I got some! 1056 01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:09,750 A shitty mess! 1057 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:11,458 Yeah. 1058 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:47,875 Hi! Flowers-by-Fone! 1059 01:10:57,291 --> 01:11:00,000 "You're lovelier than 15 years ago." 1060 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:09,166 Hello? Claude? 1061 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:11,833 Mr. Barette? 1062 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,333 You made a date with Claude Athias? 1063 01:11:16,916 --> 01:11:17,875 Yes… 1064 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:21,750 Your lunch date's in his datebook. 1065 01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:25,666 I have bad news for you, Rose. 1066 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:27,791 He can't come… 1067 01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:29,416 he's dead. 1068 01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:34,166 I'm sorry. 1069 01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:43,208 -Thank you, bye. -Goodbye. 1070 01:11:47,791 --> 01:11:49,791 Some chocolate buns. 1071 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:51,291 -No apple turnovers? -No. 1072 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,458 -Just chocolate. -Let's roll. 1073 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:59,166 -Is that necessary? -It amuses me. 1074 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:01,000 Anything amuses you! 1075 01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:07,291 Claude was a generous man. 1076 01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:10,583 He was courteous 1077 01:12:10,666 --> 01:12:12,125 and handsome. 1078 01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:16,333 In his mind I was always in a garter belt and corset. 1079 01:12:24,416 --> 01:12:25,708 Inspector… 1080 01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:28,375 I'm good at it. 1081 01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:31,208 And I do my best to stay good. 1082 01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:34,958 You saw them swap cars? 1083 01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:40,125 I left them to talk and took a cab. 1084 01:12:42,416 --> 01:12:45,791 Did he join you later that night? 1085 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:50,166 No, he had an early meeting with an associate. 1086 01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:53,458 An American from Luxembourg, I think. 1087 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:02,625 Make an effort! 1088 01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:04,541 What was this outraged father like? 1089 01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:06,500 He was old, 1090 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:08,166 sort of like you. 1091 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:12,583 He had glasses and a mustache. 1092 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,208 Did you know Miss Picot? 1093 01:13:15,291 --> 01:13:17,291 Not that bitch! 1094 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,500 Bitch? 1095 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:20,875 That's not nice. 1096 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:23,208 Really? 1097 01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:25,083 What would you call a jelly jar 1098 01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:27,416 who tries to marry your next-door neighbor? 1099 01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,541 You see what I mean. 1100 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,125 The one about the monkey? 1101 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:32,458 I love it! 1102 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:33,916 Know him? 1103 01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:35,333 Affirmative. 1104 01:13:35,750 --> 01:13:38,500 He came in just before closing with the old guy. 1105 01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,791 He had no sense of humor. 1106 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,916 They had a drink, 1107 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,750 and swapped two 500 francs bills. 1108 01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:46,666 -Swapped? -Affirmative. 1109 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,791 -Were they drunk? -No idea. 1110 01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:50,541 I don't cop-eye the customers. 1111 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:52,500 "I don't keep an eye on the customers." 1112 01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:55,833 "Cop-eye" is in no dictionary! 1113 01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:57,791 If you say so. 1114 01:13:57,875 --> 01:14:00,458 The old guy drank from two different glasses. 1115 01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,666 I don't see what that means. 1116 01:14:03,291 --> 01:14:04,791 He's afraid of running dry. 1117 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,916 He has a taste for violets! 1118 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:11,166 -More like grapes. -Violets too. 1119 01:14:30,666 --> 01:14:32,791 Yes? Ah, Charlie. 1120 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:34,583 Come on up. 1121 01:14:34,916 --> 01:14:36,250 It's open. 1122 01:14:52,916 --> 01:14:54,208 In the kitchen! 1123 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,916 -We're in here. -Yes. 1124 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:02,666 My boy! 1125 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:05,750 I thought: "I can't wait 'till Thursday to see him". 1126 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:08,416 -Am I interrupting? -Not at all! 1127 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,166 -I was about to phone you. -About what? 1128 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:13,833 Everyone's talking about it today! 1129 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:17,750 The guy! The girl! The murders! 1130 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:21,875 I keep my ears open. 1131 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:24,541 My pals have been on it since last night. 1132 01:15:25,708 --> 01:15:27,416 -You OK? -Fine. 1133 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,666 Charlie, after our dinner the other night, 1134 01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:33,541 I swapped cars with this guy. 1135 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,000 Yes. 1136 01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:38,458 The murdered man found at the construction site! 1137 01:15:38,541 --> 01:15:42,000 So I've heard. Why'd you give up your lovely convertible? 1138 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,291 My earaches! 1139 01:15:43,708 --> 01:15:45,875 I've had over ten, that's enough. 1140 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,666 Can you stay for lunch? 1141 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,791 Is there enough? 1142 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:56,833 Of course! Sit down. 1143 01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:59,000 Tell me everything. 1144 01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:01,250 "Tell me", he says… 1145 01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:03,458 I don't know much. 1146 01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:06,583 Yes, there's one odd thing. 1147 01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:14,833 They found your car. 1148 01:16:15,791 --> 01:16:19,416 It's funny, it was far from the murder, but near St-Luke's footbridge. 1149 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,666 You know it's not my car any longer. 1150 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:24,416 Sure. 1151 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,291 You gave him your car plus some money? 1152 01:16:32,791 --> 01:16:36,916 Sorry, you keep your ears more than just open. 1153 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:44,250 Yes, his car was mechanically better than mine, 1154 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:47,458 so I gave him a little extra. 1155 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:49,541 -Nine thousand, right? -Ten thousand. 1156 01:16:51,291 --> 01:16:53,750 I got it at the office 1157 01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:55,125 Saturday morning. 1158 01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:56,583 It fits. 1159 01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:58,958 He had his girl sign a receipt for nine thousand francs. 1160 01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:01,083 Then he celebrated at a bar. 1161 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:04,083 I was afraid for you, in retrospect. 1162 01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:06,958 Me too! It was 500-francs bills. 1163 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:11,666 Rose gave him the cash a client had left her 1164 01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:14,083 on account for a big order. 1165 01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:16,500 I reimbursed the till. 1166 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:21,541 It seems he pulled some hanky-panky with a guy at the bar. 1167 01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:23,916 Hanky-panky? 1168 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,000 He exchanged a 500-franc bill for a different one 1169 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,541 in the guy's pocket. 1170 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:31,416 They had a drink and left together. 1171 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:33,291 That one! 1172 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,416 What do you think? 1173 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:39,000 I think it was some sort of code. 1174 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:41,666 They were to meet there, right? 1175 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:44,416 Hand me a corkscrew. 1176 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:46,333 I think 1177 01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:50,750 the guy was a father who couldn't bear the fact that 1178 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,583 Athias had knocked up his daughter. 1179 01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:57,291 He complained about that to the neighbor woman. 1180 01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:59,291 The truth is, 1181 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,458 he did justice himself. 1182 01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:05,750 No, you don't put two bullets in a guy… 1183 01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:08,541 -That's what they said on TV? -Yeah. 1184 01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:11,250 You don't put two bullets in a guy 1185 01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:13,125 because he does his girl wrong. 1186 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,375 Even if it's in the family! No one does that anymore. 1187 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:18,791 Except in Sicily… And even so! 1188 01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:20,958 What an analyst! 1189 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:23,583 If you could explain to me why Claude Athias 1190 01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:26,250 left his wallet in his girl's bedroom… 1191 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:28,916 Why's Mireille that way with you? 1192 01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:33,250 -Meaning? -The cat. 1193 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:36,291 When you're here, she runs away. 1194 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,625 You scare her. 1195 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,333 I'll get the pickles. 1196 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:44,916 Mimi! 1197 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:51,000 You do yourself pretty good. 1198 01:18:51,083 --> 01:18:52,916 Yes! Of course. 1199 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,083 A gift from a supplier. 1200 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:07,208 -This stuff's good. -Mimi loves it too. 1201 01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:08,875 Go on, have some. 1202 01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:09,916 Enjoy it! 1203 01:19:11,791 --> 01:19:14,708 What's your man like? His looks? 1204 01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:17,583 Looks? 1205 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:22,083 A bit taller than you, about 55 or 60, 1206 01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:24,500 big glasses, plump… 1207 01:19:25,541 --> 01:19:26,416 A moustache. 1208 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,375 Have some rice. 1209 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:33,125 The two women try to pretty him up a bit, 1210 01:19:33,875 --> 01:19:35,041 to hide his gigolo aspect. 1211 01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:39,541 But they loved him! It's not their fault! 1212 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:43,125 It's wonderful, giving your feelings full rein!. 1213 01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:45,916 You look peaked. 1214 01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:48,041 I bet you stay up too late. 1215 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:11,500 Forgive me, Mr. Caunes, 1216 01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:15,708 for my annoying initiative that made you angry. 1217 01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:28,791 "Mrs. Paule Duranti announces the death of her husband…" 1218 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:30,791 Quite normal, no problem. 1219 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:34,416 No comment, it looks very good. 1220 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,083 'Morning, Mr. Caunes. 1221 01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:42,833 You look peakish today. 1222 01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:44,708 What happened? 1223 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:46,666 Did you win the lottery? 1224 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,750 That's a good one. 1225 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,875 Have you seen it? 1226 01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:57,125 About Claude Athias? 1227 01:20:57,208 --> 01:20:59,166 Of course I have. 1228 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:02,625 It's in all the papers. 1229 01:21:04,583 --> 01:21:06,208 The poor boy… 1230 01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:09,833 Have you talked to the police already? 1231 01:21:11,791 --> 01:21:13,916 Charlie came to see me. 1232 01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:17,208 He phoned me. 1233 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:22,833 Prepare this for Mrs. Duranti. 1234 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,500 For the widow Duranti. 1235 01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:28,791 She'll be in this afternoon. 1236 01:21:29,416 --> 01:21:32,916 Type up a bill of 800 francs. 1237 01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:34,916 She's loaded. 1238 01:21:35,541 --> 01:21:37,208 Did you discuss it 1239 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:39,333 with your friend Charlie? 1240 01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:41,541 What? 1241 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:43,875 The car swap. 1242 01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:47,333 Rose, that's why he came to see me. 1243 01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:51,958 I traded cars with a corpse. 1244 01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:55,375 Naturally he came to see me, even on a Sunday. 1245 01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:57,208 Of course. 1246 01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:58,500 Yes, of course. 1247 01:21:58,583 --> 01:22:00,833 But that doesn't concern you. 1248 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,166 What's got into that cop? 1249 01:22:03,250 --> 01:22:04,916 Why'd he spoil your Sunday? 1250 01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:07,833 He didn't spoil a thing. 1251 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:10,583 He showed smart intuition. 1252 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:16,916 Please! Smart intuition? 1253 01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:18,625 Charlie? 1254 01:22:18,708 --> 01:22:19,791 What a laugh! 1255 01:22:20,916 --> 01:22:22,083 You're severe. 1256 01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:23,958 He likes you a lot. 1257 01:22:24,041 --> 01:22:25,666 Charlie? Sure. 1258 01:22:26,666 --> 01:22:27,541 He hates me. 1259 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:31,375 Why would you say that? He said lots of nice things about you. 1260 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:34,291 He's a liar! A hypocrite! 1261 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:37,458 He does his job badly and hangs out in bars… 1262 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:41,333 he calls me "my boy"! It's ridiculous. 1263 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,041 Beware, Rose. 1264 01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:45,875 Beware of him. 1265 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:49,375 So why do you dine with him each Thursday? 1266 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:53,708 Each Thursday I keep hoping he'll tell me who killed my wife 1267 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:54,791 and why. 1268 01:22:55,625 --> 01:22:56,583 There! 1269 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:59,208 Do you know what it's like 1270 01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,958 to wait for that for two years? 1271 01:23:02,041 --> 01:23:03,000 I think so. 1272 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,541 Each Thursday 1273 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,125 the bill lands on my plate. 1274 01:23:09,583 --> 01:23:11,916 And Charlie still hasn't found the man. 1275 01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:15,250 Rose, he doesn't give a damn. 1276 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:18,958 So I don't see any smart intuition. 1277 01:23:20,041 --> 01:23:21,541 I told him some things. 1278 01:23:22,791 --> 01:23:23,750 Really? 1279 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,416 He found out I knew Claude Athias, 1280 01:23:36,041 --> 01:23:38,416 or else he phoned by chance, 1281 01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:40,583 and luck was in his favor. 1282 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:43,958 -You knew Athias? -Yes. 1283 01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:46,250 I didn't have time to tell you Saturday, 1284 01:23:46,333 --> 01:23:47,750 you were so angry. 1285 01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:49,458 Like a childish fit! 1286 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:54,333 Claude and I met years ago, but hadn't seen each other since. 1287 01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:56,458 You told Charlie? 1288 01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:59,666 -Of course. -Everything? 1289 01:24:00,125 --> 01:24:03,583 The check? The money in the safe? My savings? 1290 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:06,583 My little tantrum? 1291 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,041 No. 1292 01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:10,750 That's strictly between us, Mr. Caunes. 1293 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:27,208 Mind opening the mail before you do your toes? 1294 01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:31,708 Mind if I take some extra time at lunch hour? 1295 01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:36,458 Something important? 1296 01:24:37,541 --> 01:24:39,500 I have to see Mr. Barette. 1297 01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:42,000 Mr. Barette… 1298 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:44,250 He asked you to? 1299 01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:47,791 No, but last night I remembered something. 1300 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,416 What? 1301 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,750 About the money. 1302 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:55,416 I forgot when he mentioned it on the phone. 1303 01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:59,166 What money? I don't understand. 1304 01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:01,375 Your savings! 1305 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:04,000 He asked who Claude gave money to. 1306 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:06,166 Didn't he tell you? 1307 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:08,083 I forget. 1308 01:25:10,041 --> 01:25:11,333 He gave you money? 1309 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,291 Five hundred francs. 1310 01:25:13,916 --> 01:25:17,500 He paid me back after borrowing it 15 years ago. 1311 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,166 You'd call that what? 1312 01:25:19,875 --> 01:25:20,916 Long term. 1313 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:32,541 After dinner tonight, Charlie and I will come over for a drink. 1314 01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:35,333 -We'll discuss all that. -Why? 1315 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:39,000 I don't like leaving you in that guy's hands. 1316 01:25:39,083 --> 01:25:40,416 That's why. 1317 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:43,750 I'm not used to being worried about. 1318 01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:47,958 Would I be wrong 1319 01:25:48,041 --> 01:25:50,333 to tell Mr. Barette about the 500 francs? 1320 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:14,708 Nice stuff. 1321 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:17,000 You've been hiding your gifts. 1322 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:18,708 What gifts? 1323 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,166 Your natural assets! 1324 01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:25,333 Has Darius ever handled them? 1325 01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,333 He says you're vulgar. 1326 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,958 Yes, Darius is a gourmet. 1327 01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:35,875 He doesn't eat, he tastes, he doesn't drink, he sips! 1328 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:38,541 You wanted to see me? 1329 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:39,500 Yes. 1330 01:26:40,041 --> 01:26:42,375 To invite you home for dinner tonight. 1331 01:26:46,291 --> 01:26:47,291 The two of us? 1332 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:48,750 The two of us. 1333 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,750 Does Darius know you're here? 1334 01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:58,333 No, he'd have a fit. 1335 01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:00,625 Do you know he often does? 1336 01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:02,208 Not really. 1337 01:27:02,291 --> 01:27:05,375 It's odd, he's like a child! 1338 01:27:05,458 --> 01:27:07,958 He clenches his fists and stamps his feet. 1339 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,125 I think he's unhappy. 1340 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:13,041 Are you trying to take advantage of that? 1341 01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:15,000 Of what? 1342 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:18,041 By consoling him… 1343 01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:21,541 By aiming for both his home and printing shop. 1344 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:25,666 It'd be pure profit for you and you'd still lead your own life. 1345 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:27,750 Darius is very indulgent, 1346 01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:29,083 isn't he, my dear Rose? 1347 01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:32,375 Don't call me "dear Rose". 1348 01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,625 You'll come? 1349 01:27:36,708 --> 01:27:37,833 Why not? 1350 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:41,750 I have something funny to show you. 1351 01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:49,291 I'd call that the work of an artist, and you? 1352 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,458 Of an engraver. 1353 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:25,291 Who is it? 1354 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:28,625 It's us, Rose, Charlie and me. 1355 01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:29,833 It's open. 1356 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,041 Big glasses, 1357 01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:42,875 a mustache… 1358 01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:44,208 rather heavy. 1359 01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:47,583 Doctor Jekyll 1360 01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,000 and mister Caunes. 1361 01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:52,666 You found your trench coat? 1362 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,083 Yes. 1363 01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:56,583 Are you armed? 1364 01:28:56,666 --> 01:28:58,125 No, my boy. 1365 01:28:58,500 --> 01:28:59,750 Not today? 1366 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,041 A normal man would've never done all that. 1367 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,083 But I'm normal. 1368 01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:06,750 So? 1369 01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:10,125 What about your analytic mind? 1370 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:15,958 How were you going to kill dear Rose? 1371 01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:18,000 Don't call me "dear Rose". 1372 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,708 I told you he hated me. 1373 01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:26,666 Sorry. 1374 01:29:30,041 --> 01:29:31,458 It was you. 1375 01:29:36,791 --> 01:29:39,500 I've been after you for two years, Caunes. 1376 01:29:40,791 --> 01:29:42,208 It's a big day. 1377 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:45,000 The cops weren't in a hurry. 1378 01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:49,875 I knew I'd do it! 1379 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:52,750 Did you doubt it, bird-brain? 1380 01:29:53,416 --> 01:29:54,500 You're slow! 1381 01:29:57,541 --> 01:30:00,416 You thought I'd settle for a crime of passion? 1382 01:30:04,791 --> 01:30:07,333 He kills his wife. "But, Judge, she had a lover!" 1383 01:30:07,916 --> 01:30:10,250 Two years and then he peacefully goes home. 1384 01:30:14,291 --> 01:30:15,208 No. 1385 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:19,125 I've got plans for you. 1386 01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:22,125 I want life in prison. 1387 01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:27,500 You're dirtier than I am, Charlie. 1388 01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:32,458 You never really looked for your wife's lover. 1389 01:30:33,125 --> 01:30:34,833 You didn't try? 1390 01:30:34,916 --> 01:30:37,416 You're ugly. Very ugly. 1391 01:30:37,916 --> 01:30:40,416 And yet you ate dinner with him each Thursday. 1392 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,000 One hundred and four Thursdays. 1393 01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:44,333 As boring as shit! 1394 01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:46,625 Yes, we both go for food, Charlie. 1395 01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:49,833 You do. 1396 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:51,750 But I prefer ass. 1397 01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:54,416 Mireille was mine. 1398 01:30:55,916 --> 01:30:57,083 My gift! 1399 01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:58,833 My object! 1400 01:31:01,416 --> 01:31:03,458 Yes, his gift, his object… 1401 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:04,708 His toy. 1402 01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:07,333 Don't worry, Charlie, 1403 01:31:08,416 --> 01:31:11,416 we'll buy you a new one in a store. 1404 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,333 My little copper. 1405 01:31:15,666 --> 01:31:17,208 You hear that, Rose? 1406 01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:19,500 Rose? 1407 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,583 My little Rose… 1408 01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:28,041 he slept with my wife for weeks. 1409 01:31:29,333 --> 01:31:31,583 Then he ate with me each Thursday. 1410 01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:33,750 You'd call that what? 1411 01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:37,875 Good breeding? 1412 01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:43,000 We wait, 1413 01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:46,208 then the prey comes to us as our reward, I told you that before. 1414 01:31:47,666 --> 01:31:48,833 I'm not a pal, 1415 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:51,166 I'm a cop again. 1416 01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:53,166 And I got ya. 1417 01:31:58,208 --> 01:31:59,666 Introducing Darius Caunes, 1418 01:32:00,208 --> 01:32:03,125 killer of his wife, Florence Picot and Claude Athias, 1419 01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:06,625 also a counterfeiter in his spare time. 1420 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,208 Nice stuff, eh? 1421 01:32:12,791 --> 01:32:14,375 It's none of my business. 1422 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,375 But you were next on the list! 1423 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:20,666 Yes, I told you so. 1424 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:22,666 You were born a shit, 1425 01:32:23,583 --> 01:32:25,416 and you'll die a shit. 1426 01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,750 Don't forget it, Charlie. 1427 01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:30,000 It'll keep you company 1428 01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:31,875 when your time comes. 1429 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,708 And I'll tell you one last thing. 1430 01:32:35,791 --> 01:32:37,458 -Get off my ass! -I was wrong. 1431 01:32:38,791 --> 01:32:41,583 I don't want a life sentence, but legitimate defense. 1432 01:32:41,958 --> 01:32:43,208 And right away! 1433 01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,333 Don't worry, dear Rose is on my side. 1434 01:32:55,541 --> 01:32:57,916 Go on! Shoot, Charlie! 1435 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:01,000 But remember! 1436 01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:02,875 You were born a shit. 1437 01:33:05,125 --> 01:33:06,125 Shoot! 1438 01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:38,958 Hello? 1439 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,916 I want the chief inspector, please. 1440 01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:46,541 You've got five minutes to get rid of that disguise. 1441 01:33:48,916 --> 01:33:50,291 I'll be quick. 1442 01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:29,208 There's your maniac. 1443 01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,916 He told us everything. 1444 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:35,083 Even about murdering my wife. 1445 01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:36,333 He said: 1446 01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:38,500 "first I killed them, 1447 01:34:39,291 --> 01:34:40,750 then I raped them." 1448 01:34:41,541 --> 01:34:43,833 Put that in your report. 1449 01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:46,916 Luckily, Darius… I mean, 1450 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,416 mister Caunes was here, 1451 01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,625 if not, we wouldn't be here, Commissioner. 1452 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,083 -Inspector. -As you wish. 1453 01:34:54,083 --> 01:34:55,125 Charlie… 1454 01:34:55,833 --> 01:34:57,416 You spoil my appetite. 1455 01:34:58,625 --> 01:35:02,041 For once, it's not a disgrace to be the boss's mistress. 1456 01:35:03,083 --> 01:35:04,916 No need to tell you 1457 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:08,416 that we plan on hushing up this affair. 1458 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:13,541 I'm counting on you. 1459 01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:15,333 Yes. 1460 01:35:16,541 --> 01:35:18,000 Don't worry. 1461 01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:23,291 Mister Barette 1462 01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:26,125 died the way he lived, 1463 01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:29,333 he was a syrupy, lying hypocrite… 1464 01:35:30,958 --> 01:35:33,833 he was stingy and always in disguise… 1465 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,125 So who'd want to talk about him? 1466 01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:43,000 My poor darling. 1467 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,541 My dearest Mr. Caunes, 1468 01:35:52,875 --> 01:35:54,916 you've made me a party to my first crime. 1469 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:59,083 I've saved your skin. We're linked together by life, for life. 1470 01:35:59,583 --> 01:36:03,041 I was had right to the bone by your innocent airs. 1471 01:36:03,416 --> 01:36:05,208 Good thing you've got a sweet ass! 1472 01:36:05,291 --> 01:36:08,458 Even so, don't eat me out of house and home! 1473 01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:12,083 "Ad vitam aeternam." 1474 01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:17,083 From now on, I want to wade through plenty of dough! 1475 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:20,125 -Bastard. -Bitch. 1476 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:21,708 It was great, last night. 1477 01:36:24,250 --> 01:36:25,750 We're good together, eh? 1478 01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:27,333 Yes, darling. 1479 01:36:28,958 --> 01:36:30,291 My little pussy… 1480 01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:34,708 My little angel. 1481 01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,000 My kitten… 1482 01:36:39,083 --> 01:36:40,416 My angel! 1483 01:36:47,041 --> 01:36:49,625 You're not about to get rid of me. 1484 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,791 Here's the outline. 1485 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:54,291 You print it. I spend it. 1486 01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:56,708 I spend it, you print it. 1487 01:36:57,083 --> 01:36:58,875 Ad vitam aeternam. 1488 01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:02,416 Keep rowing, my boy. 1489 01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:03,791 Row. 1490 01:37:05,958 --> 01:37:07,750 I'm rowing. 1491 01:37:08,583 --> 01:37:11,416 It's so calm! 1492 01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:13,916 So serene! 1493 01:37:15,875 --> 01:37:17,208 So much water! 1494 01:37:20,833 --> 01:37:24,083 I'll teach you Archimedes' principle, dear Rose. 1495 01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,416 "When a body is submerged in a liquid 1496 01:37:27,916 --> 01:37:31,041 and does not surface after thirty minutes, 1497 01:37:31,375 --> 01:37:33,625 it is considered as being lost." 1498 01:37:36,208 --> 01:37:39,083 Eureka, I've got it. 1499 01:37:42,041 --> 01:37:45,791 What a lovely day! My God, what a lovely day! 1500 01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:47,833 Time to close. 1501 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:31,875 Subtitle translation by: Jaib Warner